Zoozical
It’s a zoo out there…might as well be musical….What does that mean?Proud to be a grown up
Because I can eat a sugar cookie at 9:55 am and not give a dang about spoiling any kind of meal.
I am…..
A modern Jackass.
Having no information is not dangerous. It’s when you have a little bit that can cause trouble
This American Life explains it well:
Episode: #293 A little bit of knowledge
Best Candy in the World
Riesens! They are down right the most perfect Candy you can have… for chocolate.
I still have a warm place in my heart for Sprees
Oh Marmaduke
For some odd reason when I read the paper I find myself reading Marmaduke in the funnies. I say “Oh Marmaduke.”
But it’s not funny. I know it’s not funny, but out of pure habit I still read it.
I found this site though….and it’s funny
http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/
It explains each Marmaduke comic and makes some great points.
For example:
Marmaduke’s owner-man can justify it however he wants, but there is only one explanation: he lets Marmaduke dig because he is a big pussy.
A great site
This is a site I have known about now for awhile, but just thought I would share it. It make me feel great when I read it.
http://1000awesomethings.com/
Don’t Do It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK rule numero uno (#1) When you go to Fire House Subs don’t be a douche bag and ask what the hottest hot sauce they have is. Whatever the name or crappy design of the bottle is, it doesn’t matter. You won’t be able to handle and your better off not trying.
This rule is really for me to follow because I just fell into this trap
Rule #2: When they say they rank their hot sauces 1-10 don’t pick the one that says 10++++. This is not a joke from Spinal Tap where they put an 11 on an amp this is a freakin hot sauce. It will take your mouth off.
Rule #3: When it burns the crap out of you the first time do not revisit the situation by trying it again later. It is stupid and I for one regret it.
Rule #4: Wash hands IMMEDIATELY after handling. I tried, not even exaggerating, about 1/2 a drop. It spread to my lips, tongue, throat and front gum line (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH). Apparently it’s all based on the oil that’s in the pepper or something. That means that if your hands touch it all that the oil will just keep attaching itself to whatever you touch.
Rule #5: (For guys) DO NOT use the bathroom until rule #4 is complete. IT IS NOT A GOOD SITUATION. I’m in very serious pain at the moment.
Rule #6: They say bread and milk make the burning go away. F that. It doesn’t work on genitalia!!!!!
Rule #7: When you go to a hot sauce website and it says this:
357 MAD DOG Hot SauceTM This killer sauce is packing 357,000 scoville units of heat. One hit will blow you away! We blend Chile extract, fresh Habanero peppers, 160,000 scoville super Cayenne peppers, garlic and onion to makes a sauce that can truly take your breath away. Mad Dog 357 is the hottest hot sauce ever made……any hotter and it can’t be called a sauce!
Just believe it.
Oh my god this was the stupidest thing I’ve ever done!
Slip and Slides….What else should a club have? Part 2
About 1 year ago it was a very sad time for me. I was very excited about an event that we throw at the club that I work at, TSI (www.clubtsi.com), but we were shutdown the day before 
Well it’s that time again for Slip and Slides and baby pools……June 20th…..OH I’m excited!!!!! And we are open!!!!!!!
It brings the LOL’s
A coworker has now told me about two amazing sites that guarantee a laugh
www.ruminations.com
and
www.TextFromLastNight.com
Go forth and check out…..right now….DO IT!!! and then send me your favorite one
I guess We live!
I don’t know why, but Zoozical renewed itself. No charge…or anything…so thanks GoDaddy.com!
Updates:
I am going on my first trip to New York at the end of the month…..hell ya! I will only be there for 4 days, but I think I will still have a splendid time.
Any suggestions on what to do? I’m up for anything.
